mum was being mean so i buried her under socks and a washing basket
wait how can she just sit there
if I did that to my mother she would flip out and yell at me
she was busy playing a game on her phone
(via thissashaisfierce)
When you go to someone else’s house and they’re like “Sorry for the mess”
(Source: , via thissashaisfierce)
me: *laughs*
parents: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us
